Fernando Torres

Listen, nobody can blame Torres for his miserable performance last weekend. I mean look at the poor guy, blue is clearly not his color

And now a nifty moustache too

 But clearly none of their fashion sense.

Good, nay! Great fashion

And all the nice, fashionable residents/supporters of Liverpool (FC) were courteously pointing it out to him. They weren't chanting "boo"s because he switched teams. They were pointing out that he's commited a major fashion faux pas

Look at these people! They clearly know their fashion...

 The man clearly needs to be warmly welcomed into the Blues' "Circle of Love" ( because sometimes 50 mil isn't warm enough)

Dousing it with love only makes it burn faster, not warmer

 And what's warmer than a makeover?

Don't let the expression fool you

EVERYBODY GETS A MAKEOVER!!!

Except for Marouane Fellaini.

Look at all the awards he's won for his awesome hair

I digress.

Back to Makeover Central. I first tried this sham website that promised the perfect makeover if Torres viz a viz his stylist viz a viz me, answered a few questions. Sure, why not?

Pictured: LIES!!!

With so many good-looking celebrities out there, how come these two scaries are the best representatives of these skin tones for men. =s

Which skin tone are you; Gene Frenkle or Attention Whore?

I was torn between face shapes, but Clooneys smile did me in...

It made Keanu sad, obviously

 And after answering a whole list of very useless questions, which lead me to believe i was heading down the wrong path [ its this OCD thing with me, HAVE to finish what is started]

Screaming at the screen did not yield desired results =s

Blah Blabity Blah number of clickings later, I finally clicked "Suggest Hairstyles"

Cue an 80's music montage...

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TAYLOR HICKS???!!!!!!!!!!

Clearly NOT working out...