Listen I get that once Pakistan bowed out of the WC in the semis most of my people lost whatever fleeting interest they had in cricket.
But since my life has currently been looking like this
Or how RCB is planning world dominantion
Sometimes all the "hardwork" pays off and you end up witnessing more than just cricket, its...[Insert your own lame/emotionally inspirational word here (mine's SPORT)]
BACKGROUND
Match 24 RCB vs KKR
On paper both teams are pretty strong, and while KKR finally seems to be finding its footing sans Ganguly; RCB are still struggling this season. And it may have someting to do with their captain suffering from a bum knee like me
But then Lady Luck smiled upon them; Gayle having not been selected to play the WI/Pak series (WHY?) was free to join RCB and man! what an enterance he made. His batting pretty much ensured that KKR were never in the game, EVER! It'd became more about how Gayle made his debut in the IPL '11 with a century and thats when things got interesting.
And as hard as Kohli would try, every single he hit turned into a boundary. So he began to look a tad bit uncomfortable. Why though? we ask.
You're hitting fours, your team's winning, why do you look like your about to shit your pants?
NO, well maybe. Guess we'll never really know, but it was mostly because this had happened.
Kohli being the honorable gentleman that he is decided to block all the remaining balls he'd face to give Gayle the chance to make his century. But then my newest favorite Little Wonder (everyone remember's that show right?) Iqbal Abdullah, bowled a wide ball.
Just one run left. By this time I was kinda hoping he'd bowl another illegal delivery just to fuck with Kohli and Gayle, but that poor kid's barely clearing 5 feet here. David and Goliath were more evenly matched.
Final over, 1 run to win and someone decides to pass their number on to a very tense Sidharth Mallya.
Nope false alarm, they wanted Depika's autograph. Maybe they've heard his ridiculous accent, but then hasn't she????
First ball, Gayle hits a boundary; securing the most important goal: KKR winning. Nope, not correct; getting his century.
Both Iqbal and Kohli finally began breathing again, since their death sentence was off.
Side note: I really love these Kingfisher ads, so much fun.
Who gets your vote for MVP (Most Valued Partier)? I think Dale Steyn seems to be having a whole lot of fun no?
But since my life has currently been looking like this
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| WTF is in her hand?? |
The IPL helps me knock off a few hours off my day and while most of the entertainment is random, fleeting and subjective.
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| Like how Ishan Sharma's a Bipolar Simba |
Or how RCB is planning world dominantion
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| He's only a Medium Bad right now, since neither the Cat positioning nor Hair (or lack thereof) have reached full potential |
Sometimes all the "hardwork" pays off and you end up witnessing more than just cricket, its...[Insert your own lame/emotionally inspirational word here (mine's SPORT)]
BACKGROUND
Match 24 RCB vs KKR
On paper both teams are pretty strong, and while KKR finally seems to be finding its footing sans Ganguly; RCB are still struggling this season. And it may have someting to do with their captain suffering from a bum knee like me
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| though not quite the overall bum like me |
But then Lady Luck smiled upon them; Gayle having not been selected to play the WI/Pak series (WHY?) was free to join RCB and man! what an enterance he made. His batting pretty much ensured that KKR were never in the game, EVER! It'd became more about how Gayle made his debut in the IPL '11 with a century and thats when things got interesting.
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| The numbers explain the expression, see how many you pick out |
And as hard as Kohli would try, every single he hit turned into a boundary. So he began to look a tad bit uncomfortable. Why though? we ask.
You're hitting fours, your team's winning, why do you look like your about to shit your pants?
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| Is it because you forgot to put on F&L? |
NO, well maybe. Guess we'll never really know, but it was mostly because this had happened.
Kohli being the honorable gentleman that he is decided to block all the remaining balls he'd face to give Gayle the chance to make his century. But then my newest favorite Little Wonder (everyone remember's that show right?) Iqbal Abdullah, bowled a wide ball.
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| Dude seriously?! Do you have a death wish!!! |
Just one run left. By this time I was kinda hoping he'd bowl another illegal delivery just to fuck with Kohli and Gayle, but that poor kid's barely clearing 5 feet here. David and Goliath were more evenly matched.
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| How many times have you seen a batsmen thank a bowler for bowling a legal delivery?? |
Final over, 1 run to win and someone decides to pass their number on to a very tense Sidharth Mallya.
First ball, Gayle hits a boundary; securing the most important goal: KKR winning. Nope, not correct; getting his century.
Both Iqbal and Kohli finally began breathing again, since their death sentence was off.
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| SEE: Happy Endings (excuse me, focus on the scoreboard please!) |
Side note: I really love these Kingfisher ads, so much fun.
Who gets your vote for MVP (Most Valued Partier)? I think Dale Steyn seems to be having a whole lot of fun no?
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